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Tuesday, 6 March 2007
The Fast and the Furious (DVD)
Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Michelle RodriguezRated: 15
Story: An undercover cop infiltrates the LA street-racing scene in order to catch some truck hijackers. He goes native. People open up the bonnets of cars and stare lovingly at engines.
Comments: If you were a car, this would be porn. You are not a car, so you'd better like Vin Diesel an awful lot if you want to enjoy this nonsense.
Interesting characters: None.
Explosions: I can't even remember.
Lingering shots of mechanical parts: Numerous.
Plot: The sound made by my brain as it hit the floor after dribbling out my ears.
Rating: 2/5
Labels: action, film review, thriller
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